This was SO much fun to do XD No one will ever know the pain of colouring Kesler's hair so much x_x So here's all the stuff explained and translated from my terrible writing. This is gonna be loooooong...
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1 My OCs (In case you happen to not be one of my friends which is unlikely :/) ^w^
1- Damien, my personal psychopathic murderer ^^
2 - Xylon, magic wolf-human hybrid
3 - Silver, photosynthesising vampire (Yes, I'm odd)
4 - Dax, pessimistic Drakonian (Dragon-humans)
5 - Larry, son of the God of the stars XD
6 - Kesler, pyromaniac Drakonian
7 - Ihses, wolf-dragon hybrid and my alter-ego's animal form
8 - Xempa, vampire-hating imp (His marking's change, it's not just me being lazy (For once xP))
9 - Tad, gay angel of death (Oh yes XD)
10 - Blau, angel of life (Her wings are electric! )

2 Vampire-hating imp and vampire at dinner? Not a good idea O_O;;
Xempa: DIE VAMPIRE SCUM! >:K
Silver: Wah! O_O

3 Angel of death tries to get a five year old to go to a strip club? o_O Even Tad has morals. On some level. O_O;; But could you imagine the resulting constellations?
Tad: This is wrong on so many levels T_T
Larry: Wha-? o_o

4 Of COURSE I'm going to stay at the pyromaniac's house XD
Me: FIYAH! ((Fire in Kesler-speak XD))
Damien: I dun have a house -_-

5 "Romance outside your species. Now /that's/ disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone when they weren't even part of the same species?" XDDD Had to be done.
Blau: ...And you're only half the same species! D:<
Xylon: ...Mrph...

6 XD Dunno why he'd be jealous, but I can imagine the result. I LOVE Kesler's expression.
Xempa: DIE VAMPIRE SCUM!
Silver: Again!? O_o
Kesler: o_O

7 Ihses is me XD My creations fear me.
Me: I AM seven x3
Ihses: Rrr
Dax: *Flee*

8 Damien's never lived in a home for more than a month since he was three, let alone cook XD
Damien: Hehe *Sneak*

9 They're made for each other, really X3
Silver: Taddy! <3

10 I wanna make constellations ;_;
Arrow: Starmaker's staff
Ihses: *Tail wag*

11 Silver photosynthesises, so if it was sunny, he'd kick ass o_o There's an AF quote in this one! XD Two AF quotes in this thing, doesn't get much better.
Silver: Stay back, you don't know what you're dealing with.
Arrow: Light to heat energy
Me: If it's sunny.

12 Xempa no likey being left out o_o
Xempa: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

13 If you haven't heard this joke, you're rather sheltered o_o;;
Me: Because seven ate nine ((Ihses ate Tad XD))
Ihses: Tastes like chicken ^w^

14 The thought of Xylon in a suit cracks me up XD
Damien: I had a little problem <.< >.>
Xylon: Uh o_o;;;

15 Again I say, Larry's five years old. And my undead characters can't get drunk (Though Silver does try XD)
Tad: I'm gay, not a paedophile. And the undead don't get drunk.
Larry: u_u *Sleep*

16 You can't exactly harm an angel of death XD It would probably be unwise.
Tad: I'm an angel of death, bitches. ((Yes, the swearing was neccesary <.< >.>)

17 Kesler's pretty much a coward. And this sort of explains 14 XD
Damien: Kesler? o_o;
Kesler: *Flee*

18 Any excuse XD
Xempa: DIE VAMPIRE SCUM! >:K
Silver: Nooo ;_;

19 Morbid ending :/ But if Tad's at an accident, it's usually end of the line.
Larry: I'm dead...?
Tad: ;_;

20 RAINE-BO'S TO LIGHTEN THE ATMOSPHERE! And I got bored xP
BECKEH AND SIMBA ARE TO DO THIS NOW! XD